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Socks For Christmas

from Wreck The Halls by The Wish You Weres

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This isn’t the same old Christmas story
There’s no bb guns or leg shaped lamps
The mistletoe is hung way too low
And I think we gave too much eggnog to gramps

Everybody’s being naughty, the nice list is pretty short
and the elves are passed out drunk on the floor
The Christmas carolers got a face full of snow
as we kicked 'em in the ass and shut the door

Now I don’t think it’s gonna be a happy holiday
cause everything is so screwed up,
that nobody wants to jingle all the way

Everybody’s getting socks for Christmas
Everybody’s getting socks for Christmas
I’d rather dad come home drunk
and punch me in the junk
Than getting stupid fucking socks for Christmas

All the children need to wash their mouth out with soap
The only words out of their mouth are FUCK!
Grandma she got ran over
by a drunk driving a Toys'R'Us Truck

Now Santa cannot take to the sky
cause all the reindeer got an F.U.I.
And Mrs. Claus knitted so many socks
That she jammed the knitting needles in her eye

Now everybody wants to take
But no one wants to give
And some kid melted Frosty’s snow
Now the doctors don’t think he’s gonna live

Everybody’s getting socks for Christmas
Everybody’s getting socks for Christmas
I’d rather get the Butterfly Effect on VHS
Then get stupid fucking socks for Christmas

HO HO LET'S GO!

Everybody’s getting socks for Christmas
Everybody’s getting socks for Christmas
I’d rather wreck the halls till the whole place falls
Than get some socks, Some stupid fucking socks
NOBODY WANTS SOCK FOR CHRISTMAS!

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from Wreck The Halls, released November 20, 2007

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The Wish You Weres Paducah, Kentucky

The Wish You Weres are a punk rock band from Paducah, KY formed in late 2004. They put out multiple releases and toured moderately between 2005 and 2011.

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